Stop Losing Sales to Bad UX. Get Your Landing Page Brutally Roasted.
Start with a free instant 3-line preview. If the first fixes feel sharp, buy the HKD 8 (~US$1) full roast. One path, no call, no meeting, delivered in under 24 hours.
- ✓Quick 5-point roast with optional full teardown upgrade
- ✓Conversion-focused copy rewrites
- ✓Trust & clarity checklist
- ✓SEO quick wins
No iframe, no extra page, no email required for the instant preview. Paste your URL and get the first 3 lines right here.
100% refund if your report doesn't include at least 5 actionable conversion issues.
Why buyers choose this (beta)
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Intro pricing live
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Target turnaround
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Real sample format
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How it works
Submit. We roast. You convert.
Every audit blends AI pattern-spotting with conversion copy principles. No fluff — just the exact fixes that unblock trust, clarity, and motivation.
Submit your URL
Drop the landing page you want roasted and tell us your conversion goal. No account creation, no back-and-forth.
We dissect everything
We break down UX friction, leaky copy, and trust gaps in a fast 5-point audit delivered in under 24 hours.
Receive your prioritized quick roast
You get a concise, actionable quick roast with prioritized fixes you can ship the same day.
What you receive
You get a concise, no-fluff PDF: top conversion leaks, exact copy fixes, and a prioritized action list you can implement the same day.
No fake testimonials
Real examples will be added after paid customer consent
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Actionable issues minimum
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Delivery target
Pricing
HKD 8 (~US$1) quick roast (beta). One-time payment.
Single path: get the free instant preview first, then upgrade to the HKD 8 (~US$1) full roast if the output is useful.
- 5-point conversion roast with exact fixes
- Headline, CTA, trust, and clarity issues called out fast
- Priority-ordered fixes you can ship the same day
- Delivered in under 24 hours
Preview-first path: instant 3-line roast on-page, optional paid upgrade after you see the quality. No calls, no meetings.
What happens after payment?
Exactly what to expect after you buy the HKD 8 (~US$1) quick roast.
We keep everything transparent so you know where your order stands and how to use the deliverables right away.
Secure Stripe checkout
You'll pay via Stripe and automatically land on roastmysite.io/thanks with a short form to drop your URL, target audience, and any must-haves.
We start the audit
As soon as the form hits our inbox we run the UX + copy + SEO playbook, capture screenshots, and map priority fixes.
Delivery + follow-up
Within 24 hours you get your PDF roast via email, plus a clear path to upgrade if you want a deeper teardown.
FAQ
Questions teams ask before they order
Still on the fence? Here are the most common things founders, marketers, and agencies ask about the roast.
What exactly do I get?
You get a concise 5-point PDF with the highest-impact conversion blockers and quick fixes you can ship immediately.
How fast is the turnaround?
Most reports ship in under 24 hours. If we need clarification, we email immediately so turnaround stays fast.
What's the refund policy?
If we can't identify at least five meaningful conversion blockers, reply to the delivery email and we'll refund you in full — no hassle.
Ready?
Fix the leaks before your next traffic push.
Paste your URL, see an instant 3-line preview, and only pay for the full roast if the first fixes feel sharp enough to matter.
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