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1. Your hero headline says what the product is, but not why it matters now — the value lands late. 2. The CTA asks for commitment before trust is earned, so cold visitors bounce instead of exploring. 3. Key proof is buried below the fold, which makes the page feel riskier than it needs to.
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  • 5-point conversion roast with exact fixes
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As soon as the form hits our inbox we run the UX + copy + SEO playbook, capture screenshots, and map priority fixes.

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