Stop Losing Sales to Bad UX. Get Your Landing Page Brutally Roasted.
RoastMySite.io delivers a ruthless 10-point UX, copy, and SEO teardown so you know exactly why visitors bail — and how to fix it fast. $14, delivered in under a day.
- ✓10-page PDF report
- ✓Conversion-focused copy rewrites
- ✓Trust & clarity checklist
- ✓SEO quick wins
100% refund if we don't find at least 5 critical conversion leaks.
Why teams use RoastMySite.io
420+
Founders & growth teams served
+28%
Average conversion lift after fixes
< 24 hrs
Turnaround time
Illustrative sample
“It's like having a ruthless CRO lead, UX writer, and SEO strategist on call. The report tells you exactly what to fix and why it matters.”Fictional Growth Lead, Series A SaaS
How it works
Submit. We roast. You convert.
Every audit blends AI pattern-spotting with conversion copy principles. No fluff — just the exact fixes that unblock trust, clarity, and motivation.
Submit your URL
Drop the landing page you want roasted and tell us your conversion goal. No account creation, no back-and-forth.
We dissect everything
Our AI + expert playbook breaks down UX friction, leaky copy, trust gaps, and SEO quick wins in under 24 hours.
Receive a 10-page teardown
You get a brutal, actionable report with prioritized fixes, rewrites, wireframe notes, and ready-to-ship recommendations.
Illustrative example
“RoastMySite handed us a 13-page teardown that called out friction we were blind to. We implemented 7 fixes in two days and trials jumped 31%.”
Fictional CMO persona
BeaconFlow-style SaaS company
+31%
Illustrative lift
18 hrs
Sample delivery time
Pricing
$14 flat. No upsells, no subscription.
One transparent price gets you the full teardown, copy rewrites, priority fixes, and a follow-up recheck after you implement.
- 10-point UX, copy, and SEO audit
- Annotated screenshots & Loom-style breakdown
- Priority-ordered fixes with impact/effort
- Copy rewrites + hero/headline ideas
- SEO quick wins & schema recommendations
- Free re-review after you implement fixes
Secure checkout handled by Stripe. Files delivered to your inbox with a follow-up re-review included.
What happens after payment?
Exactly what to expect once you click “Get My Roast”.
We keep everything transparent so you know where your order stands and how to use the deliverables right away.
Secure Stripe checkout
You'll pay via Stripe and automatically land on roastmysite.io/thanks with a short form to drop your URL, target audience, and any must-haves.
We start the audit
As soon as the form hits our inbox we run the UX + copy + SEO playbook, capture screenshots, and map priority fixes.
Delivery + follow-up
Within 24 hours you get the PDF teardown via email plus a link to request the free re-review after you ship updates.
FAQ
Questions teams ask before they order
Still on the fence? Here are the most common things founders, marketers, and agencies ask about the roast.
What exactly do I get?
A 10-page PDF teardown that covers UX, copy, trust signals, and SEO, plus annotated screenshots, priority fixes, and copy rewrites you can paste in immediately.
How fast is the turnaround?
Most reports ship in under 24 hours. If we need clarification we reach out instantly so you still receive everything within one business day.
What's the refund policy?
If we can't identify at least five meaningful conversion blockers, reply to the delivery email and we'll refund you in full — no hassle.
Ready?
Ship a landing page that actually earns the click.
Send your URL and we'll send back a ruthless, beautifully formatted teardown with prioritized fixes, rewrites, and fresh creative ideas — in 24 hours or less.
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