Stop Losing Sales to Bad UX. Get Your Landing Page Brutally Roasted.
RoastMySite.io delivers a ruthless landing-page teardown so you know exactly why visitors bail — and how to fix it fast. One low-friction offer: a $1 quick roast (beta), delivered in under 24 hours.
- ✓Quick 5-point roast with optional full teardown upgrade
- ✓Conversion-focused copy rewrites
- ✓Trust & clarity checklist
- ✓SEO quick wins
100% refund if your report doesn't include at least 5 actionable conversion issues.
Why buyers choose this (beta)
Beta
Intro pricing live
24h
Target turnaround
< 24 hrs
Turnaround time
Real sample format
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How it works
Submit. We roast. You convert.
Every audit blends AI pattern-spotting with conversion copy principles. No fluff — just the exact fixes that unblock trust, clarity, and motivation.
Submit your URL
Drop the landing page you want roasted and tell us your conversion goal. No account creation, no back-and-forth.
We dissect everything
We break down UX friction, leaky copy, and trust gaps in a fast 5-point audit delivered in under 24 hours.
Receive your prioritized quick roast
You get a concise, actionable quick roast with prioritized fixes you can ship the same day.
What you receive
You get a concise, no-fluff PDF: top conversion leaks, exact copy fixes, and a prioritized action list you can implement the same day.
No fake testimonials
Real examples will be added after paid customer consent
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Actionable issues minimum
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Delivery target
Pricing
$1 quick roast (beta). One-time payment.
Start with a fast 5-point quick roast for $1 (beta). If you want deeper support, you can upgrade to a full teardown after delivery.
- Quick: 5-point audit · Full: 10-point audit
- Quick: concise notes · Full: annotated screenshots
- Priority-ordered fixes with impact/effort
- Full roast includes copy rewrites + hero/headline ideas
- SEO quick wins (full roast depth)
- Free re-review after you implement fixes
Secure checkout via Stripe. No calls, no meetings — just submit your URL and get your roast in under 24h.
What happens after payment?
Exactly what to expect after you buy the $1 quick roast.
We keep everything transparent so you know where your order stands and how to use the deliverables right away.
Secure Stripe checkout
You'll pay via Stripe and automatically land on roastmysite.io/thanks with a short form to drop your URL, target audience, and any must-haves.
We start the audit
As soon as the form hits our inbox we run the UX + copy + SEO playbook, capture screenshots, and map priority fixes.
Delivery + follow-up
Within 24 hours you get your PDF roast via email, plus a clear path to upgrade if you want a deeper teardown.
FAQ
Questions teams ask before they order
Still on the fence? Here are the most common things founders, marketers, and agencies ask about the roast.
What exactly do I get?
You get a concise 5-point PDF with the highest-impact conversion blockers and quick fixes you can ship immediately.
How fast is the turnaround?
Most reports ship in under 24 hours. If we need clarification, we email immediately so turnaround stays fast.
What's the refund policy?
If we can't identify at least five meaningful conversion blockers, reply to the delivery email and we'll refund you in full — no hassle.
Ready?
Fix the leaks before your next traffic push.
Send your URL and we'll send back a ruthless, beautifully formatted teardown with prioritized fixes, rewrites, and fresh creative ideas — in 24 hours or less.
Get My $1 Roast